Twitter Beard mask

Twitter beard Mask by Vonster. Download it here. Also at the link, Medusa, octopus masks and more (but not downloadable).

*Previously: More masks and t-shirts by Vonster.

*Buy vintage masks at eBay.

Free Speech t-shirt

Free speech t-shirt by Vonster on sale at Zazzle.

Relatedly, if you'd like to learn about free speech, then check out Eugene Volokh. Funny, and about as easy to read as legal analysis gets.

*Previously: Billy Mays' Magical Beard t-shirt by Vonster.

*Buy concert t-shirts at eBay.

Billy Mays' Magical Beard

Billy Mays' Magical Beard by Vonster. Download it as a pdf here or buy it on merchandise at Zazzle.

And while I'm talking infomercials, why doesn't The Snuggie have gloves?



Who cares if it has sleeves. It should have built in gloves.

*Previously: Beard in a box.

Biohazard Monkey and Murderous Mickey Mouse t-shirts

"Monkey Business Multi-National Corporate Logo" and "Mickey Rat" designs by Vonster. You can download pdfs of the designs here and here, or buy them on t-shirts of varying color combinations at Zazzle.

*Previously: Downloadable Billy Mays mask by Vonster.

*Buy Mickey Mouse toys at eBay.

Skull and Crossbones: Mickey Mouse and other omens of doom

Mickey Mouse and other omens of doom by Vonster. Click through to download a pdf.

*Previously: Pistons and Pinups t-shirt by Vonster.

*Buy skull and crossbones accessories at Amazon.

Urban DJ t-shirt by Vonster

Click on the shirt to buy:


Via Vonster.

Pistons and Pinups t-shirt by Vonster

Made for a project by Rob Schwager, available at Zazzle (click on the t-shirt):


Previously: Free downloadable Billy Mays mask by Vonster.