Billy Mays dead?

Tell me this is wrong.

No, I guess it's true.



You can download the Billy Mays mask here.

*Previously: Billy Mays magical beard t-shirt.

Movie serial killers playing poker (link roundup)

Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Pinhead, and Jason Voorhees play poker. One of several prints by Ray Frenden on sale here.

And a few more links:

1. Highlights of Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan being mocked on Conan O'Brien's show.

2. Win t-shirts from Last Exit to Nowhere.

3. "Top 10 literary ménages à trois." Via.

4. Here's the real story about Mark Sanford:

During Sanford's first gubernatorial campaign in 2002, an 8-year-old African-American girl wandered onto a Sanford family property on Lady's Island and drowned. A source close to the governor said she fell into a "retaining pond." Her family's lawyer, Manning Smith, called it a "pit." Other sources claim that Sanford, who owned a hydraulic excavator at the time, digs holes on his property to unwind.

*Previously: Gavin Newsom's actress wife and her threesome.

*Buy "Attack of the 'B' Movie Posters" at Amazon.

Man vs. Cartoon (link roundup)

Genius. Man vs. Cartoon - - the latest Mythbusters clone features attempts to recreate Wile E. Coyote plots to kill the Road Runner. Via.



And a few more links:

1. More art by Dave McKean from the upcoming book Slog's Dad. Also, the birthday invitation for his 16-year-old daughter.

2. Billy Mays as the devil.

3. Per Wikipedia, Samus' morph ball was created "because it required less effort to animate than a cyborg crawling on all fours."

4. 14-year-old Gerrit Blank was struck by a meteorite and survived.

*Previously: List of species designations for Wile E. Coyote.

*Buy Metroid toys at eBay.

Billy Mays' Magical Beard

Billy Mays' Magical Beard by Vonster. Download it as a pdf here or buy it on merchandise at Zazzle.

And while I'm talking infomercials, why doesn't The Snuggie have gloves?



Who cares if it has sleeves. It should have built in gloves.

*Previously: Beard in a box.